The Mario movie trailer is as cursed as we hoped
The trailer opens with Bowser back on his bullshit, trying to steal our stars like we’re playing “Mario Party.”
So far, Black seems to have seriously committed to his role as the terrifying Mario villain.
Do you have any idea how long it took me to learn how to breathe fire
Black deadpanned in a pre-recorded video, which played alongside the trailer.
“I had to learn from Gene Simmons of Kiss .
He is right. We are introduced to Mario as he plops out of a warp pipe into a mushroom-filled fantasy land,
he lands unceremoniously alone in the field. So far, Chris Pratt’s Mario seems more like Andy Dwyer than Star-Lord, and we love that for him
We didn’t get to see other performances from the star-studded cast
Anya Taylor-Joy as Peach, Charlie Day as Luigi, and former TechCrunch Disrupt speaker Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong.